About Me

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint…..and I sing that song REALLY well at Karaoke.

For better for worse, I am actually all of those things and in fact am not ashamed about it. I’m not much of a bitch or a sinner though since I’m pretty white bread straight laced, but we all have our moments and I know full well that I do not need to rehash that here with my friends. *smirk*

My name is Shannon, but I answer to many names. Among them are: Mom, Shan, Scooter, Beezy, Hey you crazy bitch, Mrs. K, and my all time favorite hands down….Boo Boo Kitty Fuck. I actually don’t think anyone has ever called me “Hey you crazy bitch” to my face, but it made you giggle didn’t it? Yes, that’s why I wrote it. Newspapers say “If it Bleeds, it Leads” and I say “If it isn’t funny, I’m not that interested honey!”

I consider myself a lot of other things as well. Among them wildly organized, a dog owner, a quasi fictional character, a superfan, a loyal friend, a pistol when I wanna be, gratuitous user of 1940′s slang terms and a hoot at parties.

I welcome you now to take a seat and see what random thoughts are knocking around in my head. I can’t always promise they will be worth reading, but when they are, I can guarantee laughter. It’s what I do….

Interested in contacting me? I can be found @smeykunz on Twitter. Tweet me, I will answer for sure, after all I am a huge TweetSlattern. You like True Blood? Tweet me @BillsBelles for your Bill Compton needs and desires, along with the Bill’s Belles Blog.

I can be reached via email at likeiamreallygoingtogiveyouthat@gmail.com and by phone at 1-555-areyoufuckingkiddingme